I made a jerk of myself

[JaceSan]

Define naughty. :P

I'd be afraid to go to confession. Is there a statute of limitation on certain sins?

[3peanuts]

My last confession, which is probably 14 years ago, sounded so darn like a song by Tori Amos (me explaining that I had been touching myself and the priest faking he couldn't understand) that the whole thing made me think "Whadda hell am I doing here?".